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Hee-Haw-liday Cheer: Donkeys hang the stockings on their long ears. Christmas card front

Tails of Britain · Design No. 12

Funny Donkey Christmas Cards, Pack of 10

Hee-Haw-liday Cheer. Donkeys hang the stockings on their long ears. Set in a Devon stable.

£16.99 for 10 cards with envelopes · free UK delivery

  • 10 cards, one design, 5 × 7 in
  • Gloss 280gsm card, kraft envelopes
  • “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” inside
  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Suggested Christmas order-by date: 14 December

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About the design

Two donkeys in a snug Devon stable have solved the problem of where to hang the Christmas stockings. There's no fireplace and no mantelpiece, but there are four very long ears, so each donkey has a red stocking hanging from each one. They look extremely pleased with themselves. The card is called Hee-Haw-liday Cheer.

Donkeys have been part of the British Christmas story for a long time, and Devon is home to one of the country's best-known donkey sanctuaries. Those long ears aren't just for stockings. They help donkeys hear over long distances and lose heat in the hot, dry places their ancestors came from. That same desert ancestry is why donkeys need a good shelter in a British winter: their coats aren't as waterproof as a horse's, so a dry stable full of straw, like this one, is exactly what they want.

It's a warm, funny card for donkey lovers, families with children who've just been in the school nativity, and anyone who has ever adopted a donkey as a Christmas present. It pairs well with the sheep choir for a farmyard theme.

What's in the pack

What is in the Hee-Haw-liday Cheer pack: 10 cards and 10 kraft envelopes

Each pack contains 10 copies of Hee-Haw-liday Cheer: 5 × 7 inch (127 × 178 mm) gloss greeting cards printed on 280gsm card, each with “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” printed inside and its own kraft envelope. The pack is £16.99 and UK delivery is free.

Every pack is printed to order by our printer here in the UK and sent by standard post. Most orders arrive within about a week, and Etsy shows a delivery estimate for your postcode before you buy. For Christmas, we suggest ordering by 14 December; that's a provisional date, so earlier is safer. Sending your cards yourself? Our guide to last posting dates for Christmas 2026 has the Royal Mail deadlines.

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